Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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