I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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