Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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