just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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