this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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