My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Can you repeat that, but with context?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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