Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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