Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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