Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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