I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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