I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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