real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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