he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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