I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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