i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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