I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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