you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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