The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
accomplished twins. life is a go
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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