But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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