let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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