I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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