i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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