I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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