I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
