Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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