I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
My dick has a subreddit
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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