I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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