Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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