i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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