She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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