Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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