Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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