And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
you didnt know i had herpes?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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