That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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