But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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