My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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