your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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