All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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