I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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