I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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