So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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