PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Randomize
