guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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