you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I woke up under a house in Key West
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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