so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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