Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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