the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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