sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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