i think i have herpe
just one?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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