so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Randomize
