I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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