Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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