i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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