cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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