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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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