I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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