Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Randomize
