do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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