Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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