Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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