Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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