What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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