Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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